

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.
Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.
C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!
Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.
Computers used to be cool:
Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.
Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?
Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!
Totally
Battery voltage increases in series.
The plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.
Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?
10k is a car repair bill.
Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!
Empty cargo ships.
Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?
I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.
Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!
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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.
We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!
Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?