return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down14cross-posted to: technology@beehaw.orgworld@lemmy.world
arrow-up1258arrow-down1external-linkIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square33linkfedilinkcross-posted to: technology@beehaw.orgworld@lemmy.world
minus-squareLemmayng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down3·2 months ago“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoUpvoted but disturbing
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months ago“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
Upvoted but disturbing
“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”