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devilish666@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

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devilish666@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Malle_Yeno@pawb.social
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    The rust compiler holds your hand, wraps you in blankets, makes you hot chocolate, kisses you on the forehead before it gently and politely points out what you did wrong and how you can solve it step-by-step. It would never think of something as heinous as swearing at you, shame on you for insulting my wife’s honour like this.

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      Rust compiler is passive agressive, like:

      “There’s an error at line 286 because you still don’t know how to use the borrow checker after all this time ♥️”

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    • Baut [she/her] auf.@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I need a rust compiler in my life 😍

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      Damn right. And once it compiles… it works.

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        Meet my friend: .unwrap()

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          Fair.

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      except when it gives errors about lifetimes of some object.

      boy, that makes my brain hurt

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      The rust compiler produces a flawless understanding of your code, and then quits out because understanding that code is a Nightly-only feature and you’re using the stable build.

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