- This article was annoying to read. I think they’re misusing the term “bricked”, right? Like the toothbrush still works, they just decommissioned the app which allows you to set up the Alexa part? - It’s still shitty behaviour and people should still never buy closed source IoT devices, but I really struggled to figure out what the actual story is. - presumably the reason that people paid $230 for a $30 toothbrush was the $200 smart speaker that doubled as charging base. Once that feature is remotely disabled, we can say that the device as a whole (smart speaker that can charge a generic toothbrush, bundled with a generic toothbrush) is essentially bricked - I just wanted to point out that Oral B’s basic electric toothbrushes still range from $45-$80, so it’s not quite as cheap as you say it is. Your point still stands in its entirety. The only thing that makes this product different from the $45 model is the Alexa functionality, and taking that away makes it effectively not the same product. - Oral-B electric toothbrushes start at 10€ over here — the model with just one speed and only one brush included, that works with 2xAA batteries. I use mine with rechargeable AA and honestly I’ve forgotten when I got it. Could be 10 years. 
 
 
- Any hardware that couples with a mobile app is potentially a bad idea. Eventually, the company will stop developing that app, which means you just have to use that device without the mobile app. If it’s an RC car without a controller, you’re left with e-waste. If it’s an electric toothbrush, you can probably still use it, but with fewer features than before. Either way, it’s bad news for the user. 
 
- deleted by creator - I only purchased this toothbrush from Amazon because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Alexa speaker that I wanted for the bathroom. - deleted by creator - I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Entertainment Center/Speaker/Corporate Surveillance Device for the one room in my house that is the least comfortable, has the worst acoustics, and has the strongest expectation of privacy, and also I can’t just put a regular Alexa in like a plastic bag or something because I blew my plastic bag budget on a fucking app-controlled toothbrush or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be, jesus christ 
- That NSA agent is going to have a grand old time, listening to poop concertos. - I thought you were gonna say he’s going to have a grand old time listening to Grand Old Flag 
 
 
 
- I think we need to look a bit back in time for the answer: - “If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them…let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted.” - — From Dr. John Bridges’ Defence of the Government of the Church of England, 1587. 
 
- Fucking hell, if I spent $230 on a goddamn toothbrush, I’d expect that thing to last me for a lifetime. - No toothbrush will last a lifetime, so maybe don’t put $320 in it - That has definitely been my strategy, yeah. It’s just such a wild discrepancy to the handful of dollars you spend on a perfectly serviceable hand-operated brush. - A winning strategy 👌 
 
- Unfortunately, there are many plastic toothbrushes that are lasting lifetimes in our landfills. Once I learned that, I switched to eco-friendly ones. There just isn’t a need for a smart/ai toothbrush, IMO. 
 
 
- Louis Rossmann’s 20-minute rant on needless cloudification of shit incoming in 3… 2… 1… 
- “Buzzy tech” LOL 
- It reads like a piece of comedy, except that it’s real. 
- 🤖 I’m a bot that provides automatic summaries for articles: - Click here to see the summary- Oral-B released the Guide for $230 in August 2020 but bricked the ability to set up or reconfigure Alexa on the product this February. - Owners could “ask to play music, hear the news, check weather, control smart home devices, and even order more brush heads by saying, ‘Alexa, order Oral-B brush head replacements,'” per Procter & Gamble’s 2020 announcement. - Oral-B also bragged at the time that, in partnering with Alexa, the Guide ushered in “the truly connected bathroom.” - Guide owners can still use the Oral-B App for other features; however, the ability to use the charging base like an Alexa smart speaker—a big draw in the product’s announcement and advertising—is seriously limited. - He told Ars Technica that when he tries using the Alexa wake word now, the speaker says, "I’m having trouble connecting to the Internet. - Hubley attempted but failed to get a refund or replacement brush through Oral-B’s support avenues. 
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