The Chancellor of Germany, in a move to show solidarity to pirates, wears an eye patch.
Petition for this image to become the new community logo.
Image Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-chancellor-scholz-sports-eye-patch-after-jogging-accident-2023-09-04/
I fell for it. I’m a dumbass.
BERLIN, Sept 4 (Reuters) - German Chancellor Olaf Scholz joked that he was eagerly awaiting social media reaction after an official photograph released on Monday showed him wearing an eye patch following a weekend jogging accident.
Ok folks, do we think it was really a jogging accident?
He always wanted to be an actor, this “accident” was his plan all along so he could cosplay while running a country. Brilliant!
Welcome our matey Captain Scholz
Yarrr!
All aboard the FGS Deutschland!
Wanted to be?
Smh
I would prefer for no public figure ever to become the community logo. Especially if it’s a political figure.
Captain Olaf was so boring, When he found a ship to hit, He spent six months in discussions, And his pirate crew all quit.
And then he did it again because he forgot the result!
🎵 “Can’t remember were I hid that booty, sorry mates!” 🎶
Petition for this image to become the new community logo.
noooo
But the exquisite irony! 😂
🤣🤣
Looks like the nos have won it, as per the votes on this comment. 🏴☠️
Not really but ok :p
Not really but this would also be a really funny community image so petition signed
I regect your reality and substitute it with my own
I know how you pronounce
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For a day, I thought, this was AI generated…
Then I found out…
Not sure if you know what you vouch for here, I definitely don’t want to see that ugly face every day!
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I’m with you there
Seems unkind lol.
Nah… he is actually and very subtly admitting to be a pastafarian.
