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minus-squarePalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down1·edit-212 days agoI still got microplastics in my balls.
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 days agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·12 days agoThey can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics! A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoAnd give up free 5g? Are you insane?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 days agoFinally able to cum silly strings
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·12 days agoTo cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoSo that’s how babby is formed
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoThis comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.
I still got microplastics in my balls.
Microplastics are stored in the balls
They can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics!
A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
And give up free 5g? Are you insane?
Finally able to cum silly strings
To cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
So that’s how babby is formed
This comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.