Then… go away to another instance, bub. The things my country does affect far more than just the united states, unfortunately. I really wish we hadn’t fucked the globe up so bad and stuck our grubby little fingers into every pot, but we did. And now you all have to hear about it. It’s not changing any time soon, either until our political situation improves and we convince our politicians to stop. Wish us luck.
I barely know 'er
If you’re reading this I am in dire straights, possibly dead. I woke up this morning to find my microwave is bursting with tardigrades. I have left it cooking nonstop for 13 consecutive days and they’ve only gotten more pissed off. I’ve welded their every possible exit from the machine shut, but I fear they are beginning to chew their way out. If you’re reading this, tell the government they need to drone strike my location immediately, possibly nuke it. The world is not prepared for what is inside my microwave.
Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.
They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.
dammit I should know this by now lma
Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.
Killdozer guy got close in execution. In fact, I think having your person inside the metal killing machine would be ideal from a collateral damage standpoint.
Pretty much, yeah.
I’ve been screwing around with yacht.sh as an open source alternative. It’s aight.
Obtainium fucking rules
I see. What alternative did you end up with?
To march into a thread asking about what they can do with their PC to play as many games as possible just to tell them to drop several hundred dollars on a console that will only be able to play games available on that console is a bold move
What functionality does notepad plus have that you can’t find elsewhere??
With lightsabers (not from star wars) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Explain this to a really new linux user (me lol)
Reminds me of Rollerdrome
“Note 40 Pro Plus”
Dang, too bad there aren’t insanely smart engineers who have figured out how to make your little hand rectangle go brrrrr to figure out a way to make it work.