Can’t argue with that logic

Seeing this reminded me of Mr Bean episodes where that three wheeled car is always getting shit on.

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And they’ll still have more representation due to our antiquated electoral college

I wonder if his dementia is so far advanced that he’s forgotten how many times he has said it would be over in two weeks

They’re completely a lost cause, and literally not worth an ounce of effort. Convincing less than 10% of the people that didn’t even vote would have caused an easy loss for him in 2024.

We had 89 million people not even vote. Craziness.

Trump is a lying piece of shit. Treat everything he says like it’s opposite day. “Almost have a deal” - it’s nowhere close. “I’m not even in the Epstein files, we weren’t close” - I was one of his best friends and I’m in the files more than anyone else. “I am peace” - I’ll start as many wars as I can to get the heat off of me. “The election was stolen from me” - I did my best to steal the election.

He’s incredibly simple, unintelligent, and it’s trivial to telegraph his moves.

My favorite is that app called Weezy Breather.

Oh whoops, that’s my spoonerism kicking in. I meant breezy weather.

He’s going to get an “exceeds expectations” on his annual performance review this year from his boss, Vladimir

False. The tardigrade is clearly practicing their sub ponticello technique. A sound I think clearly would fit here.