It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

It’s because: “this time it’s different”

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

“Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

Why didn’t you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn’t make your flight?

I don’t really know but I think Italy works different. I once met this Italian producer at a film festival. He spoke to me for about 20 minutes in Italian while wildly gesturing. His translator then gave me a deadpan look and said: “He asked you how film financing works in East Asia.” I gave a short answer and then the translator spent 20 minutes explaining and translating my answer.

Yes, that’s exactly me. I need to use creative cloud for the company where I work. If I deviate it fucks everyone and the entire workflow. But I don’t really think CC is niche. The moment they support linux, I’m switching

Yup, I’m sticking to my current setup. When windows 11 gets forced unto me I’ll probably switch to linux and buy a beefy mac for adobe.

I really want to do this but I can’t, is creative cloud running on linux?

You gotta label the slaves correctly, it’s in very poor taste to not do so.

Whole foods used to be great. Now they can get fucked. Steal all the pizza and tip the scale at checkout.

I believe in you, if you end up having twins please name them after this instance

Then we create a union busting AI and that evolves into a new political party that gets legislation passed that allows AI’s to vote and eventually we become the LLM’s.

I believe in you, please name your child after me if it works out.

Because of what you just wrote some dumb ass is going to try to have a child through anal sex after doing a google search.

We’re all gonna be drinking from the hose and eating peanut butter sandwiches out of aluminium foil wrappers like a bunch of gen-x kids.

Because these people often don’t want to pirate. In Germany the government now fines you for piracy, using a common VPN isn’t enough anymore. Then there are other factors such as remasters and changes.

Fight Club, The Matrix, The Terminator and Star Wars are all popular films but there are several versions out there with different color grades and special effects. So I completely understand why this subset of people would want to keep their version of the movie.

I’d recommend separate computers

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.