Okay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn’t want to hear about that.

Speak to your doctor if you experience:

Translucent teeth

Elbow malfunction

Hemming/hawing

Pregurgitation

Temporary omniscience

Rectal certitude

Permanent buoyancy

Recalcitrant offspring

Purple haze

Vehement denial

Moonwalking

Rogue waves

Charm offensives

Offgassing

False dichotomies

Spotted dick

Camaro envy