• Etterra@discuss.online
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    23 hours ago

    Are you lonely? Do you want to be more attractive but without undergoing costly and risky surgeries? Try TPG-Plus! This all-natural, symbiotic bioform has been scientifically proven to make you more attractive to others. Just one weekly capsule is all you need to be a better, happier you.

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      21 hours ago

      Speak to your doctor if you experience:

      Translucent teeth

      Elbow malfunction

      Hemming/hawing

      Pregurgitation

      Temporary omniscience

      Rectal certitude

      Permanent buoyancy

      Recalcitrant offspring

      Purple haze

      Vehement denial

      Moonwalking

      Rogue waves

      Charm offensives

      Offgassing

      False dichotomies

      Spotted dick

      Camaro envy

      • limer@lemmy.ml
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        19 hours ago

        I’m thinking of doing a startup that processes used kitty litter. I think our end result needs some more work but looks promising