Are you lonely? Do you want to be more attractive but without undergoing costly and risky surgeries? Try TPG-Plus! This all-natural, symbiotic bioform has been scientifically proven to make you more attractive to others. Just one weekly capsule is all you need to be a better, happier you.
Warning: side effects may include depression, personality changes, epilepsy, neutral cancer, psychosis, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, immune disease, sudden bursts of rage, reckless or impulsive behavior, blackouts, cats, and thoughts of suicide.
Do not take TPG-Plus if you are allergic to cats, pregnant, thinking about becoming pregnant, or suffering from any psychiatric disorders. Consult with your local pet store to see if TPG-Plus is right for you.
Are you lonely? Do you want to be more attractive but without undergoing costly and risky surgeries? Try TPG-Plus! This all-natural, symbiotic bioform has been scientifically proven to make you more attractive to others. Just one weekly capsule is all you need to be a better, happier you.
Warning: side effects may include depression, personality changes, epilepsy, neutral cancer, psychosis, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, immune disease, sudden bursts of rage, reckless or impulsive behavior, blackouts, cats, and thoughts of suicide.
Do not take TPG-Plus if you are allergic to cats, pregnant, thinking about becoming pregnant, or suffering from any psychiatric disorders. Consult with your local pet store to see if TPG-Plus is right for you.
Speak to your doctor if you experience:
Translucent teeth
Elbow malfunction
Hemming/hawing
Pregurgitation
Temporary omniscience
Rectal certitude
Permanent buoyancy
Recalcitrant offspring
Purple haze
Vehement denial
Moonwalking
Rogue waves
Charm offensives
Offgassing
False dichotomies
Spotted dick
Camaro envy
Welcome… to Night Vale.
I am experiencing reverse effluviums and an aversion to revision. What are my chances?
Moonwalking sounds like a feature, not a bug.
Camaro envy? Nope. Nothing is worth that.
Okay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn’t want to hear about that.
Is there a cat free version? Or maybe just reduced cats? The rest is fine.
I’m thinking of doing a startup that processes used kitty litter. I think our end result needs some more work but looks promising