Though presumably little chance of these getting stuffed.

It isn’t hard. There’s a map here https://content.tfl.gov.uk/toilets-map.pdf Why there aren’t more of them is a different question. Whether they’re open when you’re bursting is another :-)

Even cleaner than Cedar Point Wave Pool, Ohio.

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death…

There’s the beginnings of a very long series of books, tv series, films, and merch here I’m sure. I wonder if it likes marmalade?

Tech journo and one-time Cixen*

https://www.theregister.com/Author/Liam-Proven/ Liam is an EMEA-based Register journalist covering free-and-open-source software (FOSS), operating systems, and cloud developments. Prior to joining our publisher, he has had decades of experience in the worlds of IT and publishing, with roles ranging from tech support and IT manager to teacher, technical writer, and software director.

(*Cix, probably the original UK based social media platform :-) https://forums.cixonline.com/ )

For no better reason than that Liam Proven mentioned it on Mastodon recently and I had an old laptop lying about that met the fairly lowly spec (4gb RAM, 15GB free space, 64 bit processor) and I was bored ☺️ It easily installed on a Packard Bell eadynote TJ65, team smoothly, and send to be a nice useable basic system. For which I’ve no real use already having a Xubuntu desktop & laptop, and a MacBook Pro😀

Welcome to the top of the slippery slope. Won’t be long before you’re digging out an old laptop to install Ghost BSD 😀